Five things I learned about Dublin Docklands

1. The water of Dublin Bay used to lap on the shores of Merrion Square. Really!

2. The docklands used to be very noisy, according to James Joyce:
By lorries along Sir John Rogerson's Quay Mr Bloom walked soberly, past Windmill's Lane, Leask's the linseed crusher's, the postal telegraph office. Could have given that address too. And past the sailor's home. He turned from the morning noises of the quayside and walked through Lime Street. By Brady's cottages a boy for the skins lolled, his bucket of offal linked, smoking a chewed fagbutt. A smaller girl with scars of eczema on her forehead eyes him, listlessly holding her battered caskhoop. Tell him if he smokes he won't grow. O let him! His life isn't such a bed of roses! Waiting outside pubs to bring home. Come home to ma, da.

3. U2 video, circa 1980


4. This is how the promotional literature of the CHDDA saw the future of the Dublin Docklands in 1987:
It is a warm, calm September evenin. The highly paid executives in the Financial Services Centre are still at work - the VDUs giving out the latest on Wall Street. At the Liffey's edge the tanned and fit members of the Custom House yacht club are tying up their craft and strolling leisurely to the dockside pub for a pint or G&T. The kids are not yet back at school. The culture vultures are on their third museum - in the Dublin section they are still not over the shock of what the city was like when it had vacant sites. At the heliport a Ryan Air courtesy helicopter arrives with some more tourists. A limousine whisks them to their luxury hotle. In the apartments a successful young barrister has just arrived home via a vaporetto from the law courts up the quays. She sits on her penthouse balcony admiring the spectacular view of the mountains. As she sips her Campari soda she wonders if the Bunuel movie is playing at the Screen on the dock.

5. Now we know where low tide debris comes from:

Record Players

are beautiful to look at and hear.




This Telefunken only cost me a fiver and even came with a needle.
I'm going back to Ireland tomorrow to work on Disco-nnect (Remix) and an upcoming release and will miss this record player.
You just can't beat the physicality of vinyl.

Tickets

As of Tuesday May 13th 2008, you will be able to purchase tickets from Disco-nnect.

When this day comes round there are a variety of methods of purchase.

You can either pick up a telephone like the one below and call
(+353 1) 881 9613/14.
This is the number of the Project Arts Centre.

Photo by Fiona Hallinan

Or, seeing as you are online *right now* you can book online via the
Project website



Or you can go physically into the Project Arts Centre,
39 East Essex Street, Temple Bar, Dublin 2, Ireland.
It is the blue building.


Audience numbers are limited to 22 people.
Book now to avoid feelings of frustration or disappointment.

Photos from Dublin Fringe Festival 2007

Photo credits: Annika Johansson.
Please do not reproduce without permission.

These photos are from Dublin Fringe Festival 2007 and can give you an idea of what to expect in July.

flyer

words at the start

Words at the start:
Mistakes are made.
Accidents happen.
Incorrect methodology is used.
Catastrophes are not always narrowly avoided.
Drivers never saw her standing there.
Icarus flies too close to the sun.
Shop assistants eat pick and mix while the shop is robbed blind.
(True story. Then they are made to watch themselves on CCTV, fixing their hair.)
Ballet dancers stumble.
Actors forget their lines.
Walkers take the wrong turn.
Song lyrics are misheard and sung with gusto.
I am not your mother.
You are responsible for yourself.
We are walking through an everyday city, with everyday people driving everyday cars.
If you think you might die as a result of doing something I ask you to do,
then don't do it.
Let's go.

photographs

Here are some of the things you might do along the way.
Close your eyes:

Chase boys:

Get a crowdsurf:

Photo Credits: Annika Johansson